Snowball
We come to you live from the thoughts of a lead pig, Snowball.
Those idiots. They don’t know what’s going on. Those apples and milk aren’t just good for our health, but they’re rather tasty. Boxer, too, the biggest fool. If one thing goes wrong, he’ll just say “I’ll work harder!” This is why us pigs are in charge. We’re smarter than the others. But Napoleon . . . that pig has to get his thoughts straight. If this arguing keeps up, he could throttle the perfect idea of peace we have right now. Maybe it’s time for a change. I should take control. Forget Napoleon and Squealer, this is my time to shine. I know what’s best for me, and I know how to make the others think they know what’s best for them.
